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Pale Boobs and Shiny Faces

I was going to use this picture because their shiny faces look funny, but I'm going to go against everything I believe in and recommend that the girl on the left use some fake tanner on her pale boobs. She probably doesn't wear exposing clothes that often, unlike that slut on the right, so she could use some tanning lotion to even out her color. Gasp, I can't believe that I just told someone to get a partial fake tan, what is this world coming to. Also, is that a lit cigarette between the right chick's boobs?

I was going to use this picture because their shiny faces look funny, but I'm going to go against everything I believe in and recommend that the girl on the left use some fake tanner on her pale boobs. She probably doesn't wear exposing clothes that often, unlike that slut on the right, so she could use some tanning lotion to even out her color. Gasp, I can't believe that I just told someone to get a partial fake tan, what is this world coming to. Also, is that a lit cigarette between the right chick's boobs?


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There's nothing surprising about this photo, guidos showing off their tans in a club is just an average Tuesday in Jersey. Why do two of them have suit jackets on and are looking classy while the third guy took a nice shirt and cut the arms off. Maybe he wanted to show off the results of his new Curves membership, all I know is that I'm definitely going to my next job interview in a sleeveless suit. What makes you qualified for this position? I don't know, what about these (flexes biceps) BAM!
Three tan guidos
All this talk of makeup and somebody sent in this lovely picture of some women dressed as guidos. Hold up those are men, wearing makeup. Maybe they didn't get the memo that applying some blush haphazardly isn't the same as getting a fake tan. You can't blame them, almost no guidos have actually read the guide to going guido. I've never read it either, I only know if it's existence. How else could so many guidos and guidettes around the world coordinate their style in perfect harmony? If this legendary book exists, it would contain untold amounts of knowledge, so much information might take 30,000 seconds to decipher. Not to mention all the cryptic references to these 'bro' and 'brah' characters.
Some Pretty Guidos
I wouldn't do that if I were her, you don't know exactly what's on her face. Well you know it's some form of fake tanner, but you never know what could be in it. Now you've gone and gotten it in your mouth, you're probably gonna die. On second thought she'll probably make it through this just fine. That girl practically bathed in the stuff so digesting a tiny amount shouldn't do too much harm, but you don't want to develop a taste for it. Pretty soon she'll be craving fake tans, sorta like a vampire craves blood. Once you're infected it's over, there's no cure. Even without a cure the rest of us will be fine. Unlike with vampires it's not really hard to tell who's infected and who isn't because they look gross.
Gross
There's something weird about the girl in this photo. I can't decide if it's the pose that makes her arm look really long, her facial expression that makes her look like a swamp creature, or her orange tan. What is it about young women these days that makes them always turn their heads in photos, are they too cool to look straight into the camera?
A really weird tanner
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