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Something about her face looks fake

I just can't put my finger on what it is about this woman that makes me think she's fake. It can't be her tan, because that is totally natural, it's definitely not her lips, because they're just like normal lips, and there's no way her eyebrows could be drawn on with a sharpie. I guess I'm just as surprised as she is that I can't figure her all natural look out.

I just can't put my finger on what it is about this woman that makes me think she's fake. It can't be her tan, because that is totally natural, it's definitely not her lips, because they're just like normal lips, and there's no way her eyebrows could be drawn on with a sharpie. I guess I'm just as surprised as she is that I can't figure her all natural look out.


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This is the first picture posted on Way2Tan.com, thank you for visiting the site and I hope you enjoy all that it has to offer. This lady sparked the idea that allowed me to create this website because she is so tan that her skin looks like it is about to fall off.
Too Much Time in the Sun?
They've got the hard half of the tanorexic equation down but I don't get why they haven't focused their efforts on the tanning half. It should practically take care of itself too. All they need to do is take the time they would spend eating if they weren't anorexic and spend it tanning. I would never advocate something like that, but the solution should be obvious to everyone so because they could do it so easily and didn't I think they've successfully avoided becoming tanorexics! Well they're half successful at least, but one strategically timed sale on ice cream and it's problem solved. They still need to keep in mind that ice cream is a double edged spoon, it can cause as many problems as it solves.
Halfway There
Thanks for the picture but I had to give the girl on the right the darkest tan possible and black out her face. I assure you she wasn't making an inappropriate gesture, she was just really really ugly. How ugly was she? I can't even show pictures of her on the internet, that's how ugly she is. You know all those jokes about how her momma's so ugly, well in this case ugliness skipped a generation. That's right, her momma's like Scarlett Johansson compared to her. It's a good thing there are multiple girls here that are clearly fans of Way2Tan or I would've tossed this one away. The girl in the middle has a nice dark tan, what a shame she didn't ditch her ugly friend. I hope whoever submitted it isn't that girl, that would be awkward.
The Darkest of Tans
This is the first device I've ever seen that allows you to tan only your feet to eliminate your sock tan lines. It's pretty genius actually, millions of people suffer every year from pale feet and there's always been a solution at the tip of our fingers with tanning bed technology. Now you don't have to spend countless hours outside walking around in your bare feet to get rid of sock tan lines. The company's market is surprisingly specific, they advertise specifically to older golfers living in Florida, probably because they wear golf shoes too often and are too old to realize it's extremely overpriced at $230 a unit with $50 shipping. If you're out there in Florida wondering how to tan your feet I've got $300 worth of advice for you, 'Go outside and walk around bare foot'.
How to Tan Your Feet
3 Comments on this post
Trey2012-06-12

I love your blog. I read it all the time, and I have no idea why!! I don't tan myself, and I think the look is absolutely ridiculous... I mean who would PAY to get skin cancer and look like an oompah loompah (remember they are the servants of the wonka world).... And don't even mention how much effing time would have to be spent to get that gold-dusted marzipan look... i mean my god

Amanda2013-01-24

Maybe it is her penis?

Calinda2013-11-28

It's a man!! duh!

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