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Swimsuit tan lines

I'd guess that she doesn't always wear the one piece bathing suit and sometimes wears a bikini. This must be at a swim event and the full swimsuit must be for maximum speed while she wears the bikini to look fashionable. The only other idea I can come up with as to how she got those tan lines is that she participated in some sort of streaking or nudist activity half heartedly.

I'd guess that she doesn't always wear the one piece bathing suit and sometimes wears a bikini. This must be at a swim event and the full swimsuit must be for maximum speed while she wears the bikini to look fashionable. The only other idea I can come up with as to how she got those tan lines is that she participated in some sort of streaking or nudist activity half heartedly.


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Now I've seen a pale neck that results when a person has too much neck fat so it doesn't get sun, but I've never seen the extra tan neck. I don't know, maybe you get it from laying in the sun on your stomach with your head back. It doesn't seem like it would even get that much sun, that honor goes to the back of the neck. Everyone I know always sunscreens up the back of their necks because it's probably the number one place to receive a sunburn. I don't know anybody who sunscreens the front of their neck. That would be the biggest waste of sunscreen ever, except for this chick. I know she's pretty tan everywhere else but she needs to get on that because her neck is distractingly tan.
What's Up With Her Neck?
This guy is going to be in pain for about a month after spending all day in the sun and getting the worst sunburn/tan ever. His whole body is going to start peeling off after tanning that much, because this might be a third degree sunburn. At least his friends had the common courtesy to slap him and create that awesome handprint on his sunburned chest.
Way Too Much Tanning!
I always say that if there's ever a good time to look like you pooped your pants it's on the subway. The bright side is that she gets an open seat next to her, that comes in handy if you don't like having your personal space invaded. Everyone has their own methods to keep people away from them on the subway, maybe this is just her schtick. Personally I like to go with talking to myself, but that's me. Too bad someone took the thunder away from her drippy spray tan because a few seats away is someone who really did poop their pants. If a bad spray tan equals a 1 seat buffer I'd imagine some fudge brownies are at least good for 2-3.
Drippy Spray Tan
He got his sunburn on vacation. People who are light skinned with light color hair naturaly shouldn't spend the same time in the sun as people with darker skin types. -  Thanks for the picture and congratulations, this one actually made me cringe with pain when I saw it. That sunburn is covering 80% of his body, this is one of those times when you need to go to the burn unit. I've never been but I'd assume he's gonna need some nurses to gently moisturize his skin and give him sponge baths every hour. During that they can feed him chocolate milkshakes through a tube while showing reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer because if he moves an inch he could die from the pain. That sounds pretty nice actually, let's see if they give a group discount.
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